Short word story

Homewords

In my last English exercise, I made a mistake, and I found it funny : homeword instead of homework.
It should refer only to the words that can't go outside the house, they feel the cold and drink a lot of tea, it's a new species of words that we just discovered.

First, homewords are separated in three subcategories: the bathroomwords, which prefer living in a wet atmosphere, and after years, learned the language of rubber ducks.
However they're rare ones, and we can only overhear them in the mouth of those who caught a cold and speak with the nose.

The second subcategory is the cupboardwords. They are so terribly shy that they never go out of their hiding-place. The first one I discovered was the cupboardword called 'affraid'.
It has a terrible story. This word is called up each time someone somewhere whispers its fear.
To be fear-whispered is the worst thing I'd never wish to anybody.

Finally the third subcategory is the sofawords, discovered by a red sea lion in the 21th century. They are really lazy and are usually pronounced by those who drawl, and only drink Coca. The first of these sofawords is a French one : casanier. Nobody hates the changes as this one.

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